Weather and Seasons: 12 Dad Jokes

Here are 12 dad jokes about weather and the seasons. They play on words that sound alike or twist familiar expressions, with short explanations so everyone can enjoy them.

Here are 12 dad jokes about weather and the seasons. They play with words that sound alike and give familiar expressions a new reading. Try sharing one at a time on a rainy trip to school or around the family table while looking out the window.

12 Dad Jokes About Weather and the Seasons

  1. What did the wind offer a stranded kite? - A lift.
    • Explanation: A “lift” can mean a ride or an upward push.
  2. Why did the cloud stay home from school? - It was feeling under the weather.
    • Explanation: “Under the weather” means feeling ill, but a cloud is part of the weather.
  3. Why did the hailstorm get a record deal? - It had a string of hits.
    • Explanation: “Hits” can be successful songs or blows from falling hailstones.
  4. Why couldn't the snowplow finish its paperwork? - It was snowed under.
    • Explanation: “Snowed under” means overwhelmed with work or literally buried in snow.
  5. What is a tornado's favorite party game? - Twister.
    • Explanation: Twister is a party game, and “twister” is another name for a tornado.
  6. What did the fog say when it came back from vacation? - I hope I was missed.
    • Explanation: “Missed” sounds like “mist,” a word for light fog.
  7. How does spring put winter behind it? - It turns over a new leaf.
    • Explanation: “Turning over a new leaf” means making a fresh start, while spring brings new leaves.
  8. What did the sunrise say when everyone wanted an explanation? - Let me shed some light.
    • Explanation: “Shed some light” means explain something or literally provide light.
  9. What kind of greeting makes a snowman nervous? - A warm welcome.
    • Explanation: A “warm welcome” is friendly, but actual warmth could melt a snowman.
  10. What did the raindrop promise at its debut? - I'll make a splash.
    • Explanation: “Make a splash” means attract attention or literally splash on landing.
  11. What happened when summer argued with winter? - A heated debate.
    • Explanation: A “heated debate” is a passionate argument, but summer brings actual heat.
  12. What did the snowman give the pushy salesperson? - The cold shoulder.
    • Explanation: “The cold shoulder” means an unfriendly response, but a snowman's shoulder is literally cold.

Why They're Funny

The laughs come when familiar expressions lead to unexpected meanings. These jokes use words that sound alike or give familiar phrases a second reading. There's also the silliness of treating a friendly expression as an actual temperature.

Good Times to Use Them

Try sharing one whenever the weather comes up.

FAQ

What kinds of wordplay do weather dad jokes use?

They connect weather words with other words that sound the same. They also interpret familiar expressions in unexpected ways to fit the weather.

How do dad jokes differ from nonsense riddles?

The two overlap. The term "dad joke" usually refers to a joke based on wordplay, while "nonsense riddle" usually refers to a question that asks you to guess an unexpected answer.

How should I explain difficult words when solving these with a child?

Briefly explain only the words your child is unfamiliar with. For questions that require knowing show titles or the sounds of foreign words, start by choosing familiar ones.

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Images

An open book with twelve panels pairing weather and seasonal motifs with a fan, heart, bed, instrument and bowling lane.
An open book with twelve panels pairing weather and seasonal motifs with a fan, heart, bed, instrument and bowling lane.
A large raindrop on a desktop bowling lane, with pins, a rain cloud and a card pairing raindrop and bowling symbols
A large raindrop on a desktop bowling lane, with pins, a rain cloud and a card pairing raindrop and bowling symbols
A family enjoys a weather book on a rainy day, with a fan, a heart and a cloud tucked under a blanket above.
A family enjoys a weather book on a rainy day, with a fan, a heart and a cloud tucked under a blanket above.